01-13-2005, 01:06 AM
1st one...
read this outloud to yourself without thinking about it
I AM WE TODD IT
2nd one
Three men were standing in the club and talking to each other when they noticed this really buff man with a extra small head.
So the three men seeing this guy wanted to ask why his head was so small but were scared cause he was so big.
But they finally worked up the courage and figured that if he tried something they all could take em
So they approach the guy and asked, " Hey no offense, but why is your head so small?!"
The guy said, " Ok this is what happen"
" I was walking down the beach one day and I saw a bottle."
I was going to throw the bottle into the ocean when a gorgeous female genie appeared and said she would grant me three wishes.
So i proceed to wish for half of all the money in the world.
Bam, I got that
Then I wished for a beautiful, huge manison.
Bam, I got that
So I couldn't figure out what I wanted for the last wish since i already had everything i wanted so I looked at the genie and said
Could I get a little ass?
The genie said, " im sorry i can't do that"
So I said, "How bout a little head?"
3rd one
Ok, this guy's uncle was really, really drunk and was driving
so of course a police notices this and pulls him over
The cop tells him to walk a straight line.
The guy goes and tries to walk as best he can, but he walks all around and missing the line completely
The cop says, "Your so drunk you can't walk a straight line!"
The guy says, " Thats why I drive!"
read this outloud to yourself without thinking about it
I AM WE TODD IT
2nd one
Three men were standing in the club and talking to each other when they noticed this really buff man with a extra small head.
So the three men seeing this guy wanted to ask why his head was so small but were scared cause he was so big.
But they finally worked up the courage and figured that if he tried something they all could take em
So they approach the guy and asked, " Hey no offense, but why is your head so small?!"
The guy said, " Ok this is what happen"
" I was walking down the beach one day and I saw a bottle."
I was going to throw the bottle into the ocean when a gorgeous female genie appeared and said she would grant me three wishes.
So i proceed to wish for half of all the money in the world.
Bam, I got that
Then I wished for a beautiful, huge manison.
Bam, I got that
So I couldn't figure out what I wanted for the last wish since i already had everything i wanted so I looked at the genie and said
Could I get a little ass?
The genie said, " im sorry i can't do that"
So I said, "How bout a little head?"
3rd one
Ok, this guy's uncle was really, really drunk and was driving
so of course a police notices this and pulls him over
The cop tells him to walk a straight line.
The guy goes and tries to walk as best he can, but he walks all around and missing the line completely
The cop says, "Your so drunk you can't walk a straight line!"
The guy says, " Thats why I drive!"