Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week,
you need some silliness to break up the day. And, if
we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than
not.
Here is your dose of humor...
A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.
B. Once you have your new name, post it here
You can use your real name since no one will be able to back trace it
We have taken liberties with the list from the childrenâs book:
Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor
Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil
Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
1. Use the third letter of your first name to
determine your new first name :
a = camping
b = lagging
c = sloopy
d = spamming
e = fragging
f = gaming
g = complaining
h = nerdy
i = dorky
j = falling
k = pwning
l = throwing
m = shooting
n = aiming
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = jumping
r = hacking
s = snooty
t = ub3r
u = tipsy
v = sneezy
w = ph34ring
x = skippy
y = leet
z = zippy
2. Use the second letter of your last name to
determine the first half of your new last name
a = disc
b = shotgun
c = pistol
d = powerup
e = chicken
f = rat
g = cat
h = spam
i = bluescreen
j = monkey
k = rush
l = geek
m = bubble
n = turtle
o = potty
p = hamster
q = AFK
r = joystick
s = lickin
t = keyboard
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = mouse
x = cyber
y = gorilla
z = e-penis
3. Use the third letter of your last name to
determine the second half of your new last name:
a = butt
b = awper
c = whipper
d = thrower
e = runner
f = slave
g = bot
h = terrorist
i = counter-terrorist
j = r0x0r
k = exploit
l = god
m = specialist
n = spammer
o = killer
p = tk'er
q = bug
r = crasher
s = cheater
t = sniffer
u = pita
v = hax0r
w = n00b
x = hoarder
y = decapper
z = lagger
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is:
Fluffy Chucklecheater.
and I can now be called Hacking Pottygod
you need some silliness to break up the day. And, if
we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than
not.
Here is your dose of humor...
A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.
B. Once you have your new name, post it here
You can use your real name since no one will be able to back trace it
We have taken liberties with the list from the childrenâs book:
Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor
Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil
Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
1. Use the third letter of your first name to
determine your new first name :
a = camping
b = lagging
c = sloopy
d = spamming
e = fragging
f = gaming
g = complaining
h = nerdy
i = dorky
j = falling
k = pwning
l = throwing
m = shooting
n = aiming
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = jumping
r = hacking
s = snooty
t = ub3r
u = tipsy
v = sneezy
w = ph34ring
x = skippy
y = leet
z = zippy
2. Use the second letter of your last name to
determine the first half of your new last name
a = disc
b = shotgun
c = pistol
d = powerup
e = chicken
f = rat
g = cat
h = spam
i = bluescreen
j = monkey
k = rush
l = geek
m = bubble
n = turtle
o = potty
p = hamster
q = AFK
r = joystick
s = lickin
t = keyboard
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = mouse
x = cyber
y = gorilla
z = e-penis
3. Use the third letter of your last name to
determine the second half of your new last name:
a = butt
b = awper
c = whipper
d = thrower
e = runner
f = slave
g = bot
h = terrorist
i = counter-terrorist
j = r0x0r
k = exploit
l = god
m = specialist
n = spammer
o = killer
p = tk'er
q = bug
r = crasher
s = cheater
t = sniffer
u = pita
v = hax0r
w = n00b
x = hoarder
y = decapper
z = lagger
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is:
Fluffy Chucklecheater.
and I can now be called Hacking Pottygod