Two word story!!!!

[Slasher186]

Here are the rules:
1. You can only post two words and two words only.
2. You can only post again after at least two other people posted after your last post.
3. after 7-8 pages i'll end the story and post the whole thing up.

Here are the starting words:

There was

[Pique]

someone watching

[g-boy]

a television

[Slasher186]

when it

[GRITS]

began raining

[Gragoon]

into his

[brokend]

"saucy" sneakers.

[Slasher186]

With a

[Gragoon]

big red

[=Scope=]

lightning bolt

[[CAKE]anonymity]

of doom.

(notice the period)

[Slasher186]

And a
(notice no period)

[=Scope=]

humangous tree

[NITRO!]

from hell

^_^

[GRITS]

split open

[=Scope=]

Destroys car

[Gragoon]

owned by

[Squish]

me. Get

[DragonLady23]

off my

[Squish]

erhrmmm's you

[=Scope=]

BAd man

[Gragoon]

owned by

[NITRO!]

Mr. Bob

[=Scope=]

Killing team.

[CowEater]

into the

[SNOWDAWG]

two words

[=Scope=]

that end

[Squish]

in me

[DragonLady23]

pulling out

[=Scope=]

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