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06-20-2003, 04:43 PM
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THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra than on
Alzheimer's research.
This means that by 2020, there should be a large elderly population with
perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to
do with them.
do you have a thought for the day? then share it here
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If you really wanna take that a step further... and you'll never know whether it's a man or woman you are sleeping with due to all the sex changes .... thus it'll be a uniman...
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06-21-2003, 03:28 PM
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in a house fire, why does your furniture burn up while your house burns down?
If God is Good.... what happened to the other O ?
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If we had eyes on the back of our heads, would we know which way is forwards?
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Here is a thought for the home of GRITS:
When the University of Nebraska Cornhuskers play football at home, the stadium becomes the state's third largest city.
Quote:netniV's mom said:
If you fall of that wall, and break your leg, don't come running to me
I never did manage to run to her after breaking it....
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If olive oil is made from olives, what is baby oil made from?
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have u ever noticed that when little kids stop asking where they came from? they start telling you where to go
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why are panties plural and bra singular?
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what the hell ever happened to Marathon Candy Bars?
Marathon got taken over by a bunch of kids who could only do produce lots of Snickers.
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one question......................
Recycled toilet paper?:blink:
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one answer: I work at a garden center and one of the products we sell is milorganite. Know what it is? Reprocessed human feces used as fertilizer.
You know, it's obvious that the egg came first before the chicken... We've all heard how the chicken had to cross the road ... Never heard that the egg had to though....
Thought for tomorrow, as I already had one for today... so I thinking ahead... woo....
Why does... You being with y but why begin with double u?
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If I deleted my post above, and reposted it now... would it be a thought for today, or is it still a thought from yesterday? (noting that my time now is 2:15am)
A matrix style one:
If all of us hadn't started to say "don't fall grape" would grape really have fallen?
If you are unsure, how can you be sure your unsure?
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If a net is supposed to catch things... what happens when I fall?
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you break your bloody leg....:P
If a care bear is not alive.... how can it really care?
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Since when were they not alive?
How come there were so many smurf's, only one smurfette.. and yet I bet everyone of them still had blue balls
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smurfs dont have genitals smart one, haven't you ever seen Donnie Darko? you see, smurfs become an impossibility because what can make them so happy? In the words of Donnie Darko himself "What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?"
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hey now, let's not get into the theology of the smurfs. here's the scoop on donnie darko, however....:
Sean: We gotta find ourselves a Smurfette...
Ron: Smurfette?
Sean: Not like some tight ass Middlesex chick, you know. Like, this cute lil blonde that'll get down and dirty with the guys, like smurfette does!"
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Ron: Smurfette f*cks all the other smurfs. Why do you think Papa Smurf made her? Because all the other Smurfs were getting too horny
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Sean: What about Papa Smurf? He must get in on the action.
Ron: Yeah, what he does is he films the gang-bang. Later on, he beats off to the tape
...later, they conclude that smurfs are asexual, being that that would be the only logical way for them to reproduce.
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