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3 female tourists were staying in a hotel. One was a brunette office worker, one a dark haired gangsters moll and one blonde receptionist. One night, the hotel caught on fire, forcing the 3 women to the top of the building where they were stranded. As the flames licked higher, four local men grabbed a blanket, and shouted "Jump!!! We'll catch you!!". So the office worker goers first, jumps, and at the last second they dodge out of the way, letting her fall and laughing "hahahaaaa!! one less foreign pig!!".

They then shouted up, "its okay, we will catch you, we just didnt like her!" The gangsters moll prepares to jump, shouting "If you let me die Fat Tony will make you wish you were never born!!" She jumps, and yet again they dodged and let her fall, this time accompanied by backslaps and high fives.

Once more they shouted "Its okay!! jump! jump!", to which the blonde girl shouted "HOW STUPID DO YOU THINK I AM!! PUT THAT BLANKET ON THE GROUND AND STEP WELL AWAY FROM IT!!"
EEEEXCEELLEEEEEEENNT!!
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