for science nerds out there.....I know there are some that will appreciate this
Investigators at a major research institution have discovered the heaviest element know to science. This startling new discovery has been tentatively named Administratium [Ad]. This new element has neither protons nor electrons, thus having the atomic number of â0â. It does, however, have 1 neutron and 125 assistant neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by a force called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.
Since it has no electron, Administratium is inert. Administratium can be easily detected as it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. According to the discoverers a minute amount of Administratium causes one reaction to take over four days to complete when it would normally take less than a second
Administratium has a normal half-life of approximately three years: it does not decay but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons, vice neutrons and assistant vice neutrons exchange places. In fact, any Administratium sampleâs mass will actually increase over time since with each reorganization some of the morons become neutrons forming new isotopes. The characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to speculate that Administratium is spontaneously formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity of concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as the âCritical Morass: you will know it when you see it.
Investigators at a major research institution have discovered the heaviest element know to science. This startling new discovery has been tentatively named Administratium [Ad]. This new element has neither protons nor electrons, thus having the atomic number of â0â. It does, however, have 1 neutron and 125 assistant neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by a force called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.
Since it has no electron, Administratium is inert. Administratium can be easily detected as it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. According to the discoverers a minute amount of Administratium causes one reaction to take over four days to complete when it would normally take less than a second
Administratium has a normal half-life of approximately three years: it does not decay but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons, vice neutrons and assistant vice neutrons exchange places. In fact, any Administratium sampleâs mass will actually increase over time since with each reorganization some of the morons become neutrons forming new isotopes. The characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to speculate that Administratium is spontaneously formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity of concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as the âCritical Morass: you will know it when you see it.