11-01-2004, 06:59 PM
James Bond is, as you may have noticed, getting more than a little old now. Therefore one day MI5 decided to recruit a new 00 agent. After months of interviewing, shortlistng, testing, repeating etc they get down to 3 people who they simply couldnt choose between. So they devised a simple test, one after another, they summoned them to a corridor and gave them this talk: -
"you're almost there. This is the final test. Take this gun, walk into that room and kill your spouse, who is sitting inside."
The first one, a man, looked at the gun, then the door, then wordlessly put the gun down. The assessors wished him a safe trip home.
The second one, also male, took the gun and walked inside. After a long, pregnant pause he came out again, and gave the gun back. They wished him a safe trip home as well.
The third, a woman, took the gun and walked straight into the room. The assessors heard several gunshots, grunts cracks and a final scream. She walked out, looking somewhat sweaty.
"Im sorry, the gun was loaded with blanks so i had to beat him to death with the chair."
MORAL: If you dont get the facts straight with women then you ought to expect consequences.
"you're almost there. This is the final test. Take this gun, walk into that room and kill your spouse, who is sitting inside."
The first one, a man, looked at the gun, then the door, then wordlessly put the gun down. The assessors wished him a safe trip home.
The second one, also male, took the gun and walked inside. After a long, pregnant pause he came out again, and gave the gun back. They wished him a safe trip home as well.
The third, a woman, took the gun and walked straight into the room. The assessors heard several gunshots, grunts cracks and a final scream. She walked out, looking somewhat sweaty.
"Im sorry, the gun was loaded with blanks so i had to beat him to death with the chair."
MORAL: If you dont get the facts straight with women then you ought to expect consequences.
EEEEXCEELLEEEEEEENNT!!