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Dunno if ive told anyone this one... i thought the whole world had heard it till i tried to tell it to someone last week and realised they actually didnt know the ending.

A guy walks into a 5th floor bar deserted apart from the bartender and a guy at the bar in a wheelchair. after a few drinks the cripple lets the guy in on a secret:-

"If you jump out of that window at the back while thinking of beer, the wind will catch you and float you back up again."

Of course the guy didnt believe him to the point of staking £50 on it. So the cripple finishes his drink, gos the the window, jumps out, and as if by magic he floats back up again. The guy cant believe this, so he pays up then jumps out the window, happily think of guinness as his head hits the concrete at the bottom.

The bartender looks up: - "You know, youre a b****** when your drunk superman."