I had some laughs reading the last joke thread, and thought I'd throw the net out again to see what else we can catch.
Let's try to keep the jokes PG-13 or below. And stay away from racial jabs, bigotry, and "yo' mamma" jokes.
THE STATUES
In the center of one small town, there stood two nude statues - one male and one female.
These statues were amazing works of art and brought joy and happiness to all the townfolk and visitors of the town.
One quiet day, an angel appeared and spoke to the statues.
"Since you have provided so much joy and happiness to all people that gaze upon your beauty, I'm going to give you both a special gift. I'm going to bring you both to life for 30 minutes. During this time, you'll be able to do whatever you want."
As the angel clapped his hands, the statues were brought to life.
Immediately, the two smiled at each other and raced for the bushes.
The branches started rustling. Quite a bit of giggling and laughter could be heard coming from the bushes.
This continued for about 15 minutes until the statues emerged with wide grins on their faces.
The angel was suprised. "Why are you back so soon? You still have 15 more minutes," stated the angle.
The female statue grinned even more widely and looked playfully at the male.
"Great! This time YOU hold the pigeon down and I'LL poop on its head!"
Let's try to keep the jokes PG-13 or below. And stay away from racial jabs, bigotry, and "yo' mamma" jokes.
THE STATUES
In the center of one small town, there stood two nude statues - one male and one female.
These statues were amazing works of art and brought joy and happiness to all the townfolk and visitors of the town.
One quiet day, an angel appeared and spoke to the statues.
"Since you have provided so much joy and happiness to all people that gaze upon your beauty, I'm going to give you both a special gift. I'm going to bring you both to life for 30 minutes. During this time, you'll be able to do whatever you want."
As the angel clapped his hands, the statues were brought to life.
Immediately, the two smiled at each other and raced for the bushes.
The branches started rustling. Quite a bit of giggling and laughter could be heard coming from the bushes.
This continued for about 15 minutes until the statues emerged with wide grins on their faces.
The angel was suprised. "Why are you back so soon? You still have 15 more minutes," stated the angle.
The female statue grinned even more widely and looked playfully at the male.
"Great! This time YOU hold the pigeon down and I'LL poop on its head!"