RWS's Incoherent Rambling

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Lol, let me play the Devil's advocate. Apparently no one has ever investigated the world's most sought after treasure. If you have the keen ability to spot the obvious, you will notice that the Holy Grail or Holy "Chalice" is indeed missing from Leonardo da Vinci's work. Or so it seems. To understand this though, you must first understand that our current signs for female and male(the ones you see far too often in movies like Austin Powers) were not the original ones. Originally, the sign for male was the blade, an upside down v. You may recognize this from the military where the upside down v denotes rank. The sign for the female side of things was the v, known as the chalice, this denoted fertility, beauty, and everything womanly. If you look carefully at the man sitting to the right of Jesus, you'll notice that he is actually a "she." Saint Peter isn't making very nice signs towards her either. This woman is Mary Magdalene or more commonly known as, The Holy Grail. Unfortunately, you don't hear this side of the story often, due to Constantine's genius. At the beginning of Constantine's reign, the official religion was Sol Invictus. This wasn't to last though, as pagans and Christians started warring. Constantine knew he had to keep the country from a civil war, so in 325 A.D. He unified Rome under the Christianity. To convert the pagans to Christianity, he fused the two religions. Examples of this would be the Egyptian sun disks, now known as halos. The gods Mithras, Osiris, Adonis, and Dionysus were all born on December 25. After Mithras died, he was resurrected 3 days later from a rock tomb. You may also notice that the Jewish Sabbath was Saturday, and Jesus was Jewish. Still, they shifted the day of reverence to Sunday, the pagan's day for the worship of the sun. During this time the Council of Nicaea met to debate over the hybrid religion, one of the biggest topics was the divinity of Jesus. They voted upon it and decided that Jesus was no longer a mortal prophet, but the Son of God. Being of divinity, Jesus could not partake in earthly delights, such as sex, and his aura of celibacy was created. Now Constantine had to create the New Testament, and he and his colleagues had choice of which gospels to chose. So they used the ones that put Jesus in a light of pure divinity, instead of a mortal man. Unfortunately, Mary Magdalene kept appearing as the wife of Jesus in the gospels. This marriage appears in the Dead Sea Scrolls, the oldest Christian text known to man, and the Nag Hammadi. The Dead Sea Scrolls have gospels allegedly written by Mary Magdalene, and Jesus himself. Due to this marriage, they destroyed all the texts showing Jesus as a mortal man and any that mentioned Mary Magdalene. Even so, it is rumored that Mary Magdalene also wrote the Fourth Gospel for the New Testament, which was written by an anonymous author. A few of these such texts survived of course, examples being The Dead Sea Scrolls and the Nag Hammadi. The reason for the shroud of celibacy is the fact that many pagan religions practiced sex rites. They believed that the only time you could see God was during climax, when the mind was emptied of all thought. This meant that anyone could reach God, and the Church held very little sway. So to advance their own political agendas, they destroyed all such practices and established that the only way to reach God was through the Church. One of the more interesting things found in The Dead Sea Scrolls and the Nag Hammadi is that Jesus had planned to have Mary Magdalene run the Church after his passing. Ever more intriguing is the fact that you can read multiple passages that talk of Saint Peter's jealousy of Mary Magdalene and her position with Jesus Christ. This can be noted when you see Saint Peter making a threatening gesture to Mary in The Last Supper. You can also see a knife amoung the group of apostles on the right of Jesus. The arm that holds this knife is attached to absolutely no one, da Vinci's flare for metaphors is quite amazing. After Jesus was crucified Mary Magdalene had to flee to avoid the same fate for she and her child. The blood of Christ, The Cup of Christ, the womb of Mary Magdalene. It was then carried over to Saint Peter to found Christianity, or so it goes.
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That's enough for now lol. Can only deal with so much conspiracy in one day.
FACT: The Dead Sea Scrolls and the Nag Hammadi are the oldest Christian texts known to man.
FACT: Jesus's marriage to Mary Magdalene has been established as historically correct, common sense guides this one.
FACT: The Priory of Sion(Secret Society that guarded the resting place/secrets of Mary Magdalene and her bloodline) is a real secret society. The document Les Dossiers Secrets has been proven to be legitimate. Within this document it names several members of this secret society, including Nicolas Flamel(Anyone read The Sorcerer's Stone ;)), Sir Isaac Newton, Botticelli, Victor Hugo, and Leonardo da Vinci.
FACT: The Council of Nicaea did indeed take place.
FACT: Jesus was Jewish, during his time period it was almost considered blasphemy to be a Jewish bachelor.
FACT: This is a hotly debated topic, you will receive more search results on google for 'Mary Magdalene' than 'Britney Spears Nude.'
FACT: I wrote this poorly, but I was in a hurry.
FACT: RWS sits on the fence for this one, he uses both sides' stories to form a much more complete picture of the situation, never leaning too far to each side.
FACT: There's a pretty interesting article in Time magazine, August 11, 2003, on this subject. Also check out The Da Vinci Code, an excellent book that deals with this subject.