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Here's mine.
Zang! Who is that, skulking out of the plains! It is Relinquish, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! And with a spectacular grunt, his voice cometh:
"I'm going to beat the flaming shit out of you!"
The link is:
http://bdmonkeys.net/~chaz/battle.php
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Lo! Who is that, stalking across the tundra! It is Cactus Dude, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! He howls thunderously:
"I'm going to ***I'm Stupid for Swearing*** you into the danger zone, and sever every head in sight!!!"
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I tried it twice, because the initial result sucked.
Lo! Who is that, running across the candy store! It is Wha?, hands clutching two hardened pitas! And with a bloodthirsty cry, his voice cometh:
"I'm going to spank you like it's my job!!!"
Without the punctuation it was much better:
Zang! Who is that, skulking over the desert! It is Wha, hands clutching a thorned whip! He grunts thunderously:
"Hail the blood-letting! I hereby void your warranty, and send you back to God!!!"
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Hark! Who is that, skulking amidst the icy wasteland! It is Scrye, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! And with a low cry, his voice cometh:
"You in some shit now, muhfuh! I carve into flesh until Satan himself emerges from the pit to thank me!!"
wow.... thats deep..... lol
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Lo! Who is that, rampaging along the hotel lobby! It is FreeFall, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! And with a cruel cry, his voice cometh:
"I'm going to smash you for such a long time, I will be high on life for years to come!!!"
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Who is that, running over the steppes! It is Enzymo, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! He grunts homicidally:
"Vengeance and goo flow from my veins! I pillage until there is no more hope!!"
Brrrr!
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I'll just preface this by saying that I would never ever say the following:
Lo! Who is that, running out of the terrain! It is .asm, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! He bellows mightily:
"I'm going to pummel you until you smell like barbeque, and hit you with a steamroller!"
The steamroller bit is a tad much. Who am I?! James Taylor? ^_^
The barbeque thing hits close to home because working at a hospital a while back, I witnessed an autopsy in action and it reeked of barbeque in the room. Nobody asked for some fava beans and a nice chianti so I think everything was on the up-and-up.:unsure:
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When I put Miagi in by itself, it was not very pleasant sounding so I put "Mr." preceding Miagi.
Striding amidst the plains, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a mighty sword, cometh Mr. Miagi! And he gives an ominous bellow:
"I'm going to contort you until Western Civilization implodes!"
But for the curious... Here's without MR.
Lo! Who is that, stalking out of the hotel lobby! It is Miagi, hands clutching a meaty axe! He roars mightily:
"I'm going to f* you beyond mortal comprehension!"
Like I said, its very DISTURBING sounding, not to mention just completely wrong!!
<@Miagi> !8 Am I spamming?
<@ChanServ> Miagi: Yes.
<@Miagi> !8 Should I stop?
<@ChanServ> Miagi: Oh, please, PLEASE, make it stop!
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Prowling amidst the fields, carrying gilded boxing gloves, cometh Anonymity! And he gives a cruel cry:
"Hail the blood-letting! I sow darkness and discord like a four-year-old on a sugar rampage!!"
Mines not that great. Plus I wouldnt be seen at that distance anyway.
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Yea, verily: Who is that, sprinting on the desert! It is VadaVaka, hands clutching a reflective halberd! And with a cruel howl, her voice cometh:
"I'm going to bruise you so forcibly, your timbers will shiver"
I will let you guys figure out what your 'timbers' are.:D
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Lo! Who is that, rampaging over the tarmac! It is Shalk, hands clutching a mighty sword! He screams apocalyptically:
"I'm going to bake your brains with the heat of my fury!!!"
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Lo! Who is that, skulking out of the tarmac! It is MorningStar, hands clutching buzzsaw hand extensions! And with a low cry, his voice cometh:
"Blood and souls for my dark lord! I shall paint the town a sanguine shade of doom!"
NO Chent isn't my lord <_<
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Zang! Who is that, running along the plains! It is Chentvin, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! He screams thunderously:
"I'm seriously going to hump you until you bleed puke!!!"
Try to say again I'm not your lord<_<
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just be happy that recip hasn't posted yet... with all his nicks... 10 pages on his own.
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Yea, verily: Who is that, sprinting over the steppes! It is Quickening, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! And with a bloodthirsty scream, his voice cometh:
"I'm going to spank you until you are tax-deductible, and roll you in creamy neugut!!!"
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Quote:"I'm seriously going to hump you until you bleed puke!!!"
I hope that has nothing to do with ur Grits the dog. :lol:
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You really want to bleed puke don't you:blink:
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Rampaging across the mini-mall parking lot, swinging two hardened pitas, cometh Abraham! And he gives a low scream:
"I'm seriously going to f* you until you are hot and bothered!"
:wacko:
Hardened pitas, HAHAHAHAHAHAH!
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And this is the battle cry for who???? What kind of battle is that????
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you know what kind of battle this is.... Soul evan is likin the pitas.
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Mine's not allowed by the forum filter:
"I'm going to f*** you so hard, you will not be able to see straight!!!"
That's from my UO name.
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Who is that, running through the tarmac! It is FrooTy, hands clutching a mighty sword! And with a gutteral howl, his voice cometh:
"I'm going to hack into your brain, and type FORMAT C: !!"
:ph34r:
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Hahahahah nice!!!!
(Funny thing with mine, cause some friends that I told about the site and I went to Crack 'N' the Box and they had the advertisement for the pitas on the counter. Needless to say I HAD to say my battle cry...in a low scream.)
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Ok acid_head and SoulEvan are playing a completely different genre of games than I am. ^_^
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Stalking amidst the desert, carrying two hardened pitas, cometh Gump! And he gives a gutteral bellow:
"I'm seriously going to contort you so thoroughly, you will polymorph into a giant spork!!"
and for my REAL battle cry:
"Take that you dumb squirell!"
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Running out of the icy wasteland, brandishing a studded crowbar, cometh Apex! And he gives a vengeful howl:
"By Odin's mighty spear, I desecrate until Satan himself emerges from the pit to thank me!!!"
...hmm.
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