08-27-2003, 09:23 PM
Look man...I lost 30 pounds in 30 days when I was applying to the Air Force Officer's School.
You go buy some Metabolife (or anything else with ephedrine in it) and take the recommended
dosage each day. Eat a piece of toast for breakfast, a can of tuna for lunch and a chicken breast
for dinner. Also ride a stationary bike or treadmill for 30 minutes a night to burn off the calories.
Drink water ALL day long non stop. Get you a half gallon water bottle and keep it full. Drink every
second you can think of it. You will pee like crazy all day. As said before...water is the key. It also
keeps your stomach full. Do this and you will lose about 5-7 pounds in about 3 days....i swear. Then
you will lose about 2-3 every other day. Of course you will probably put on 4-5 each weekend but just
ride a little harder on the bike or treadmill. I do this about twice a year with my goal of losing a bunch
of weight so I can get back to eating my junkfood. Yes, I'm sure I will get blasted for this but you WILL
lose the weight and lose it fast. Actually the BEST way to lose weight fast is to get hooked on methamphetamine
but that is slightly ILLEGAL. Good Luck.
The following is not recommended for anyone with heart or lung conditons, pregnant women, children or
people with conjoined fetus syndrome. PIX posts this disclaimer to all to protect himself from frivolent lawsuits)
You go buy some Metabolife (or anything else with ephedrine in it) and take the recommended
dosage each day. Eat a piece of toast for breakfast, a can of tuna for lunch and a chicken breast
for dinner. Also ride a stationary bike or treadmill for 30 minutes a night to burn off the calories.
Drink water ALL day long non stop. Get you a half gallon water bottle and keep it full. Drink every
second you can think of it. You will pee like crazy all day. As said before...water is the key. It also
keeps your stomach full. Do this and you will lose about 5-7 pounds in about 3 days....i swear. Then
you will lose about 2-3 every other day. Of course you will probably put on 4-5 each weekend but just
ride a little harder on the bike or treadmill. I do this about twice a year with my goal of losing a bunch
of weight so I can get back to eating my junkfood. Yes, I'm sure I will get blasted for this but you WILL
lose the weight and lose it fast. Actually the BEST way to lose weight fast is to get hooked on methamphetamine
but that is slightly ILLEGAL. Good Luck.
The following is not recommended for anyone with heart or lung conditons, pregnant women, children or
people with conjoined fetus syndrome. PIX posts this disclaimer to all to protect himself from frivolent lawsuits)