11-26-2003, 07:11 AM
check this out:
me and my mate decide to do some drinking after a difficult school exam. we decide on a bar, pay our cover, open up a tab, sit down and enjoy a few rounds. we are playing video poker when it's 20 min. until last call. we order a couple more coronas...the bartender is getting them out and asks us if we are driving. i say "yeah"...she puts them back in and says we are cut off. wtf!? my friend says "why?"...after all, we have over an hour until the bar closes. she says she doesn't want to get sued for us getting into a wreck. i said "fine, get us a couple of ice waters and let us chill until closing". she says that they close when we get out. i look around and notice that we are the only customers left. my friend asks what exactly is the policy regarding us getting cut off. she then points to the bouncer and tells him that she needs him to kick us out. wtf?!! so this skinny guy (who i would of gladly snapped his neck on a dime) tells us "c'mon..it's time to go". so i payed my $103 bar tab (including 15% tip...because i was drunk and thought maybe they would stop harrasing us and give us our ice waters and let us sober up a little bit) and told my friend "we're outa here". so, to avoid getting sued for us getting into a wreck, they kick us out into the cold air drunk?:wacko:anyways, screw that place...they lossed my business for good. there are like 10,000 other bars downtown.
to avoid driving drunk, we walked around downtown for an hour then drove a short distance to an allnight diner for coffee and burgers. look, we were cool and didn't do anything wrong...certaintly didn't make the establishment unsafe or threaten anyone. it's kind of neat cause this is the first bar/club i've been thrown out of, but it sucks cause i racked up a hundred dollar tab with them...and no one did that that night. they should of been kissing my ass instead of throwing it out into the dead of winter. they never offered to get us a cab or anything, they just wanted to close early. what a bunch of wankers! despite us never resorting to offensive names, she managed to call us both pricks and ***I'm Stupid for Swearing***s in one sentence. if you're ever in salt lake, don't go to 'monk's house of jazz'.:angry: i give them 4 months until they are out of business.
btw, you don't want to mess with me...i'm so dangerous, i get kicked out of bars....i'm a rock star!!:P
me and my mate decide to do some drinking after a difficult school exam. we decide on a bar, pay our cover, open up a tab, sit down and enjoy a few rounds. we are playing video poker when it's 20 min. until last call. we order a couple more coronas...the bartender is getting them out and asks us if we are driving. i say "yeah"...she puts them back in and says we are cut off. wtf!? my friend says "why?"...after all, we have over an hour until the bar closes. she says she doesn't want to get sued for us getting into a wreck. i said "fine, get us a couple of ice waters and let us chill until closing". she says that they close when we get out. i look around and notice that we are the only customers left. my friend asks what exactly is the policy regarding us getting cut off. she then points to the bouncer and tells him that she needs him to kick us out. wtf?!! so this skinny guy (who i would of gladly snapped his neck on a dime) tells us "c'mon..it's time to go". so i payed my $103 bar tab (including 15% tip...because i was drunk and thought maybe they would stop harrasing us and give us our ice waters and let us sober up a little bit) and told my friend "we're outa here". so, to avoid getting sued for us getting into a wreck, they kick us out into the cold air drunk?:wacko:anyways, screw that place...they lossed my business for good. there are like 10,000 other bars downtown.
to avoid driving drunk, we walked around downtown for an hour then drove a short distance to an allnight diner for coffee and burgers. look, we were cool and didn't do anything wrong...certaintly didn't make the establishment unsafe or threaten anyone. it's kind of neat cause this is the first bar/club i've been thrown out of, but it sucks cause i racked up a hundred dollar tab with them...and no one did that that night. they should of been kissing my ass instead of throwing it out into the dead of winter. they never offered to get us a cab or anything, they just wanted to close early. what a bunch of wankers! despite us never resorting to offensive names, she managed to call us both pricks and ***I'm Stupid for Swearing***s in one sentence. if you're ever in salt lake, don't go to 'monk's house of jazz'.:angry: i give them 4 months until they are out of business.
btw, you don't want to mess with me...i'm so dangerous, i get kicked out of bars....i'm a rock star!!:P