The Illustrious Jooza

[RuNnInG_wIth_ScISsOrS]

It had been months since the last sighting and I knew I was getting close; I could taste the fear in the air, the stench of it tearing at my body. I knew I had found the place and that I, RWS, would be the man to claim the prize. I entered the server and watched all the angles, all the players, I knew the feared beast could be anywhere. I began a friendly match with a player known as... Player, I inspected him closely and realized this was not my vaunted prey. I brushed off the match as another win, when, he struck. With tenacity and skill unbeknownst to steam servers and players, he ripped me to shreds with his accurate and feared decapitation discs. There was little I could do before is ever ongoing onslaught, the hunter had become the hunted. In desperation I knew there was only one possible alternative: with a fearful and weak voice I asked this mysterious persona one question, "A/S/L?"

So yeah, ran into Jooza on the steam Holdouts server. He owned me, to be frank, and just about everyone else in the server. Someone tell his lazy ass to play more.