04-01-2004, 09:53 AM
I know where I can get ostrich feathers in bulk, but let's not use them on Gwarsbane. I thought it was mighty funny, and I consider it an innoculation. If I hadn't been pranked right away I might have fallen for a bigger one later today. Like,
"We appreciate your hard work and dedication to the company so we're giving you a promotion and a big fat raise. Here's my AmEx and the key's to my BMW, take the rest of the day off and take my daughter out bikini shopping."
--oh sorry, I guess I drifted away from joke to daydream. Anyhoo... great job :thumb:
"We appreciate your hard work and dedication to the company so we're giving you a promotion and a big fat raise. Here's my AmEx and the key's to my BMW, take the rest of the day off and take my daughter out bikini shopping."
--oh sorry, I guess I drifted away from joke to daydream. Anyhoo... great job :thumb:
In the desert I saw a creature, naked, bestial, Who, squatting upon the ground, Held his heart in his hands, And ate of it. I said, "Is it good, friend?" "It is bitter -- bitter," he answered; "But I like it." "Because it is bitter, And because it is my heart."
- stephen crane
- stephen crane