Film

[sage_4]

he confuses names, misplaces characters, spoils the ending, and eats puppies for breakfast.

Hey, if you had to watch 800 movies a day......you'd eat puppies too.

I don't read critics. It's too opinionated. I read objective spoiler-less summaries before I go to movies. I'd rather not hear someone's opinion. I'd rather analyze the movie, then form my own opinions.

P.S. If you know a movie critics name because he/she is very publicized, that is probably because he/she is owned by a faceless corporation, and occasionally is a$ked to review certain movies in good lights of types or something. Run. On. Sentence. Conspiracy.