Robosapien:

[Miagi]

So, can he go downstairs, make me an omelette, get a drink for me, then serve it to me? Or is that a feature that cost more?
Hmm, but I doubt my dog would like to see something smaller than him walking around with a plate of food. Perhaps the robot will need those karate moves.

Ah. But does it recognize objects that will lead to its destruction? Mhahaa. Here robot, carry this quarter stick, I mean candle, to the other side of the yard.