Ya'll didn't forget about lil ole me?

[Squish]

A sailor and a grunt were both finishing using the head(latreen). The sailor starts to walk out the door without washing his hands.
Grunt says: "The Army taught me to wash my hands after using the latreen.:"
Sailor says: " The Navy taught me not to piss on my hands"

Someone's been watching the negotiator haven't they? Yes you have! Yes you have!