Comeback lines for women

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Man: Haven't we met before?
Woman: Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic.

Man: So, wanna go back to my place?
Woman: Well, I don't know. Will your Mother mind?

Man: Hey baby, where have you been all my life?
Woman: For the first half of it, I wasn't even born yet.

Man: Want to go out on a date?
Woman: Sorry, I don't date outside my species.

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: What life?

Man: I know how to please a woman.
Woman: Just die then.

Man: Haven’t I seen you before?
Man: Probably, I visited the zoo last week.